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doctorspockspaceman:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

that would be so fucking convenient  

(via thisisyourfate)

  • me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
  • me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
mild-tranquility: bleu: waftage: diaaaamond: toxiccunts: wukristina: alexander-oppa: ryannxp: markerdemon: skinny-depression: fucking powerful. and unfortunately true Tall people are assholes. Tall people are assholes. I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of.  Tall people are assholes. Yeah tall people are assholes EXCUSE YOU I AM TALL AND I AM NOT AN ASSHOLE I THINK SO YOU CAN KINDLY SHUT YOUR FACES OK what an asshole thing to say. Glad to be short

mild-tranquility:

bleu:

waftage:

diaaaamond:

toxiccunts:

wukristina:

alexander-oppa:

ryannxp:

markerdemon:

skinny-depression:

fucking powerful. and unfortunately true

Tall people are assholes.

Tall people are assholes.

I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of. 

Tall people are assholes.

Yeah tall people are assholes

EXCUSE YOU I AM TALL AND I AM NOT AN ASSHOLE I THINK SO YOU CAN KINDLY SHUT YOUR FACES OK

what an asshole thing to say.

Glad to be short

(Source: ancien-t, via lubricates)

whorville:

If I end up doing something really cool or funny there’s an 80% chance it was on accident

(via lubricates)